Ati wewe nimchafu mpaka ukiingia kwa lake kuswim, fish zinatoka kutema mate
nilisikia ati kwenyu mkowengi hadi mbuyu wako akimcome badala ya kusema habari yenu anasema my fellow Kenyans!
Unamdomo bigi we hukula avocado kama njugu
Radio yenu imezoea kisapere mpaka instead ya kusema kiss 100 inasemanga “mumunya igana”
Paka yenu noma mpaka ikishika panya inaitisha chumvi