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ati nyinyi wadosi mpaka mkienda ocha mnabeba nguo kwa flash disk

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Ati phone yako ni ya zamoh,ukitumiwa sms unaishia kucollect kwa post office.

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chuo yenu ni farthest by the time unafika ni 2nd term!

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nilisikia ati kwenyu mkowengi hadi mbuyu wako akimcome badala ya kusema habari yenu anasema my fellow Kenyans!

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wewe ni mjinga… mpaka ulirepeat kunyonya.

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Radio yenu imezoea kisapere mpaka instead ya kusema kiss 100 inasemanga “mumunya igana”

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we ni mchoyo hadi unaflash.999.makarao

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Naskianga ati damu yako ni tamu jo, hadi mosquito zinakamingi na mandazi..!!

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Manzi yako ni mkonda hadi mukienda kupanda mat unaambiwa”pole buda lakini hatubebi miwa”

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Ati wewe ni mweusi hadi huwezi kuwa na a BRIGHT idea.

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